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61 条回复 • 2017-05-23 19:11:11 +08:00

1

momocraft

2017-05-20 10:40:49 +08:00

10

make: *** No rule to make target 'love'. Stop.

2

J0022ZjV7055oN64

2017-05-20 10:40:51 +08:00

1

sudo rm -rf /*

3

jtsai

2017-05-20 10:46:11 +08:00

init 0

4

mgna17

2017-05-20 11:02:37 +08:00

1

$ date
2017 年 05 月 20 日星期六 10:58:38 CST

$ steam
Running Steam on arch 64-bit

5

Tiande

2017-05-20 11:07:05 +08:00 via Android

一个比一个催狗泪下

6

xratzh

2017-05-20 11:07:09 +08:00 via iPhone

root#dd-wrt:ipkg update
-sh: ipkg not found

7

am241

2017-05-20 11:17:36 +08:00 via Android

make money...

8

xiahei

2017-05-20 11:17:46 +08:00 via Android

21

$ date
2017 年 05 月 19 日星期五 22:34:05 CST

$ vim

$ date
2017 年 05 月 20 日星期六 08:16:33 CST

9

congeec

2017-05-20 11:26:42 +08:00

1

@xiahei 昨天夜里 5 点睡的看到你这条立马哭晕在厕所

10

tracyone

2017-05-20 11:48:16 +08:00 via iPhone

难道不是 sudo apt-get install girlfriend

11

xzzhuce

2017-05-20 11:55:37 +08:00

10

➜ girlfriend
The program ‘ girlfriend ’ is currently not installed.

Did you mean this ？
sudo apt-get install boyfriend.

➜fuck
sudo apt-get install boyfriend.
[sudo] password for coder:****
Reading package lists... Done

12

imxieke

2017-05-20 11:57:36 +08:00

楼主有故事啊

真的我看了人家 00 后我真的想用下面代码来表达

```
rm -fr /
pacman -S base base-devel --noconfirm
```

13

am241

2017-05-20 11:58:25 +08:00

7

whois girlfrend
whereis girlfrend
touch girlfrend

14

hilyjiang

2017-05-20 12:03:17 +08:00

echo '该干啥干啥去！'
shutdown -P now

15

htfy96

2017-05-20 12:18:05 +08:00

@imxieke
zsh: command not found: pacman

16

wanglv110

2017-05-20 12:21:01 +08:00

hadoop fs -rm -r /root/加班

17

pwf

2017-05-20 12:22:52 +08:00 via Android

cd ex_gf_pic
ls -l
total 0

18

yuedingwangji

2017-05-20 12:26:12 +08:00

@congeec 看不懂，什么意思？

19

Osk

2017-05-20 12:26:40 +08:00 via Android

man girlfriend
locate girlfriend
find -name girlfriend -exec lock {} \;

20

mengyaoss77

2017-05-20 12:32:42 +08:00 via Android

@yuedingwangji 人家写代码写了个通宵。

21

V3EX17

2017-05-20 12:45:34 +08:00 via iPhone

1

@am241 girlfriendriend←_←

22

ynyounuo

2017-05-20 12:49:16 +08:00

yes no

23

ic3z

2017-05-20 12:58:38 +08:00 via Android

make -j8

24

shiji

2017-05-20 13:07:51 +08:00 via Android

iptables -P INPUT DROP
iptables -F

25

Phariel

2017-05-20 13:28:21 +08:00

echo 'Happy 520 day !'

sudo rm -rf /*

26

h3nng

2017-05-20 13:28:52 +08:00

1

whoami 我是谁

pwd 我在哪

history | more 发生了什么

27

RIcter

2017-05-20 13:40:52 +08:00

2

sudo apt-get remove girlfriend && sudo apt-get install greenhat

28

eloah

2017-05-20 13:46:53 +08:00

ps aux | grep single_dog

29

halfer53

2017-05-20 14:37:45 +08:00

grep -Hrn girlfriend myself | wc
0 0 0

grep -Hrn memories exgirlfriend | wc
137 762 7368

30

jdlau

2017-05-20 14:42:59 +08:00

➜ ~ ssh girl@xxx
ssh: Could not resolve hostname xxx: nodename nor servname provided, or not known

31

trdcaz

2017-05-20 16:02:02 +08:00 via iPhone

$ tr -dc a-z < /dev/urandom | head -c6
trdcaz

32

BraveRBT

2017-05-20 16:06:14 +08:00

@RIcter sudo 此时需要 --purge

33

Hilong

2017-05-20 16:40:07 +08:00 via Android

sudo pacman -S girlfriend

34

Abercrombie

2017-05-20 16:46:10 +08:00

9

user@user:~$ sudo apt-get install wife
[sudo] password for singledog:
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
You might want to run 'apt-get -f install' to correct these:
The following packages have unmet dependencies:
wife:i386 : Depends: libbighouse:i386 (>= 1.0.0)
Depends: libfancycar:i386 (>= 1.0.0)
Depends: libsalary:i386 (>= 30000.0.0)
Depends: libheight:i386 (>=1.8.0)
Depends: libdick:i386 (>= 18.0.0)
Depends: libage:i386 (<= 30.0.0)

user@user:~$ sudo killall

35

pwcong

2017-05-20 16:47:07 +08:00

$ cat ~/girl.conf
no such file or directory.

$

36

twm

2017-05-20 17:22:57 +08:00

37

scnace

2017-05-20 19:28:30 +08:00 via Android

@congeec 5 点的带我一个白天 8 点起的

38

boro

2017-05-20 21:48:20 +08:00 via iPhone

$ / 女朋友
$ ? 女朋友

39

ifaii

2017-05-20 21:51:55 +08:00

大家都是有故事的人

40

muziki

2017-05-20 21:58:14 +08:00

https://asciinema.org/a/06a2z2muufozij7f9hsgahoh2

41

muziki

2017-05-20 21:59:17 +08:00

42

mickeyandkaka

2017-05-20 22:25:22 +08:00

➜ ~ cat .bash_history

Brian Fox began coding Bash on January 10, 1988 after Richard Stallman became dissatisfied with the lack of progress being made by a prior developer. Stallman and the Free Software Foundation (FSF) considered a free shell that could run existing shell scripts so strategic to a completely free system built from BSD and GNU code that this was one of the few projects they funded themselves, with Fox undertaking the work as an employee of FSF. Fox released Bash as a beta, version .99, on June 8, 1989 and remained the primary maintainer until sometime between mid-1992 and mid-1994, when he was laid off from FSF and his responsibility was transitioned to another early contributor, Chet Ramey.

43

aidchow

2017-05-21 00:39:09 +08:00 via Android

有意思

44

think2011

2017-05-21 02:14:45 +08:00

curl google.com

45

expy

2017-05-21 02:42:51 +08:00

https://ooo.0o0.ooo/2017/05/21/59208e124618c.jpg

46

Lentin

2017-05-21 03:09:10 +08:00 via iPhone

@expy

47

liuyanjun0826

2017-05-21 07:55:21 +08:00

npci=0x2000

48

timothyye

2017-05-21 08:25:29 +08:00 via Android

➜ ~ which girlfriend

49

albertofwb

2017-05-21 09:17:19 +08:00 via Android

@h3nng cd - 我从哪里来
w 谁在这里

50

imn1

2017-05-21 09:34:54 +08:00

user@user:~/love$configure
...
user@user:~/love$make love
with whom?

51

clearbug

2017-05-21 09:39:36 +08:00 via Android

@Lentin 这是什么程序？

52

Lentin

2017-05-21 09:43:47 +08:00

@clearbug #51 linux 用来查看当前用户名的命令

53

clearbug

2017-05-21 10:06:19 +08:00

@Lentin #52 我知道，我是说那个狗是怎么出来的？

54

hareandlion

2017-05-21 10:23:30 +08:00

@Lentin 这个好玩，是覆盖了系统命令吗

55

Lentin

2017-05-21 10:41:27 +08:00

@clearbug #53
@hareandlion #54
alias 不就能实现吗= =

56

yangxuan8282

2017-05-21 11:03:09 +08:00

想起了 star war 的小电影，现在应该还能看
telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl

57

macleek

2017-05-21 11:20:17 +08:00

13 年的时候印在 T 恤上的

$> cd /LDU/302/
$> ls -l
$> who girl
$> whoami
$> less 302
$> port /lab/101
$> find phone|grep telnet
$> chmod 777 girl
$> last 158 days
$> du heart
$> send loveMsg
$> kill mySelf
$> reboot
$> echo "I am Still Loving You!"

58

Ginson

2017-05-21 11:20:18 +08:00

#!bin/love

while true
do
echo "I love you"
echo "Do you love me ?"
read answer
if [[ ${answer} == "yes" ]]
then
break
fi
done

59

Devmingwang

2017-05-22 10:46:14 +08:00 via Android

$ whoami

chunming

$ sudo -i

chunming's password:

# wall '你们这些东西都给我去死拉死拉地'

# rm -rf /*

论报复人的方式

60

Devmingwang

2017-05-22 10:50:08 +08:00 via Android

$ date

02:45 星期一 2017-5-15

$ eclipse

$ vim

$ chrome

$date

14:28 星期二 2017-5-16

😫

61

lrppa

2017-05-23 19:11:11 +08:00

SPAM